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Person Demotivational Poster


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


HAVE I GOT THIS RIGHT? -


TAGS: takes a special person
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 4:33 pm
Teachers can pray, IF they follow Jesus's instructions per Matthew 6:5
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:20 am
teachers can pray, they just can't lead the pledge of alligance because of the phrase "under god" contained with in
anotherguy - March 26, 2010, 8:26 am
Never heard of teachers not allowed to pray. Who forbits teachers to pray and how do they enforce this rule?
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:25 am
ahh, I get it Ice. It was so long ago, I really don't remember. Certainly not in 4th grade, where I spent most of the time on a stool in the corner. He used other names
lesterinside - March 24, 2010, 10:48 pm
Teachers are the most abused professionals here in the Philippines, Mr. Airman. 5Ls
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 7:45 pm
What? Your teacher never called you little man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
Little Man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
THANKS! My wife will see this.. she is a teacher. Should be a good night!
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
5 gold stars and a :)
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Ditto. Teaching's a big ask.
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Nice Airman. 5 Gold Stars for you little man.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
I'm against religion in schools, but good poster Airman
John R - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true. 5 cats..
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Public schools are a prime example of socialism in action. Get government out of the education business.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 4:49 pm
5L's for the truth. I would pay more taxes if it helped my kids in school without question.
Iconoclast - March 24, 2010, 4:40 pm
Oh, by the way. We also want to pay you on the level of a laborer in the Public Works Department, and yet blame you for the high taxes.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:34 pm
5L


Personality Disorder -


TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!


tolerance or apathy -


TAGS: worst person ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2016, 3:50 pm
Such simpler times. I miss those days.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:01 pm
Yummy! It would add a little extra flavor.... ^!
concern3 - May 2, 2016, 11:29 am
You nailed it. very funny. UP yours
Greybeard - May 2, 2016, 10:17 am
People like this don't surprise me anymore. Awesome run of posters. more,more,more!!
JesusWept - May 2, 2016, 9:49 am
HAHAHA real good! ^^^^^Up


POWER... -


TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


ANONYMITY - On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.


TAGS: persona false
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:11 pm
Thanks for the comment Papa!
MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:10 pm
Thank you greeny
MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:09 pm
Thanks rerun
PapaFox - February 22, 2013, 10:19 pm
Oh so true! :-D
Greeny - February 22, 2013, 10:02 pm
N1MP
rerun - February 22, 2013, 9:02 pm

MP is on a roll tonight


ABOVE - IS THE REAL WINNER OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm
Awesome, d*** them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the b***on twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get sh** in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:53 am
Agreed! I saw this last week and didn't know what to do with it. Good work 5L


INNER BEAST -


TAGS: duality bipolar personalities strife psychology
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Rodrigo Ugarte - January 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
:O Where is that image from? Is her a character from somewhere?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 12:56 am
5/5 It works so well together


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ruin11thHour

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


ANN COULTER - Because Liberals have no defense other than to personally attack her.


TAGS: ann coulter liberals defense personally attack
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by conquerernad

Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:22 am
Must be alot of extremists out there. She's written what is it now, 7 bestsellers in a row? Lemme know when Olberdouche or Maher or Franken do that.
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
If my wife would leave me I would marry her (they look alike but she has long black hair)...on second thought she would never be home...hey wait that is a good thing. *face palm* I'm confused now.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:23 pm
Ann Coulter is h**! I have her picture on my night stand. I have Rush Limbaugh's picture set up with novena candles in front of it, and Newt Gingrich's portrait hanging over my fire place. We need right wing extremist to keep balance in this country.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:59 am
Yeah Haar!, keep the d*** snarcasm up high where we can see it it for what it is. I too did not catch it. Of course there have been a number of our resident "politicos" arguing in all seriousness what you said ironically.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 1:21 am
The little bit of her work that I've read is truly frightening, much like Ahmadinejad's denial of the Holocaust. Polarization and extremism are the rage all over the world. I love this era of goodwill.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 1:06 am
Kudos, Haar... I won't miss the sarcasm twice. Well done.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:58 am
I like him, but we can partially thank BillMaher for regularly booking her on Politically Incorrect (HBO) and getting so much feedback that she found a niche in being that controversial. She's just riding the wave. Fame at any cost. Puts food on the table
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:57 am
I apologize for my "snarcasm" flying under the radar.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Much like Limbaugh, she panders to the extremists, and far too frequently, their words are blindly accepted as Gospel.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Broke my new rule of leaving politics alone on this site. Won't happen again. Terrible drug, this logic thing.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:53 am
At the risk of diminishing MWLF's point, I must agree... just like the racism and ***ism then, anti-the commie wave was nothing more than giving legal power to the Rush Limbaugh of that day.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 12:48 am
Hardly, it wasted our time, ruined peoples' lives for no reason, and restricted freedom of speech. It was fascism, plain and simple. Coincidentally, fascist Ann Coulter is both plain and simple.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 8:38 pm
C'mon now, she's correct. McCarthyism and the "Red Scare" saved America.
George - May 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
Oh, also all her policy and ideology points and decisions. Other than that, yeah.


WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?


TAGS: video games first person shooter
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:35 pm
You don't need a headsh** with a rifle that big.
Ouch - September 20, 2009, 5:04 pm
BOOM! HEADSh**!


ALL ALONE -




CLOWN SEEKING -


TAGS: personal ad day clowns bacon
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:25 pm
LoL
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
Classic! 5 balloons.


LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit g**.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my a** kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim R@per - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


Smile And The Whole World Smiles With You -


TAGS: smiles quotes crazy person fear
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 3, 2013, 8:44 pm
Muhahaha, thanks lg!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 8:06 pm

This. Creeps. Me. Out. 5creeps!


A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .


TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Budog

Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm
Awesome 5Ls


REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!




HIDDEN FACETS -


TAGS: clone war dating personality change end
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:23 am

nice.


Igorot -


TAGS: indigenous personnel living old school
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 26, 2014, 6:18 pm
Researched Hunzas. Similar, yep. See PM
GaryO - October 26, 2014, 5:46 pm
sounds somewhat like the Hunzas


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


DEAR HAPPY MORNING PEOPLE -


TAGS: not a morning person warning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:24 am
Indeed, coffee is life. To trifle with such a thing can prove most fatal.
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:28 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! VERY, VERY true! ^!!!!!


ACKNOWLEDGMENT -


TAGS: police truck personality
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

fan4camping - April 29, 2012, 4:26 pm
LOL Good One! Perfect example of why I come to this site, and why one should refrain from consuming a beverage while reading here.. it may make a hasty exit out their nose.
Cyberhagen - June 22, 2011, 1:30 pm
ROFLMAO.. I didn't see that coming.


MOON RIVER - WIDER THAN THE SKIES


TAGS: personal watercraft
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - April 17, 2012, 9:58 am
Very Funny Pic 5L


UNDERNEATH - you're still the same, even if you choose a different mask to wear today.




DESIRE -


TAGS: what will you be person
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

forseti - November 20, 2012, 1:06 am
That's how a great motifake should look like! 5L!
Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:23 pm
Speechless :)
caveman - March 14, 2012, 9:04 am
Cheers
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:52 am
Incredible.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 7:02 pm

Truer words~~~


SPLIT PERSONALITY - I wonder if Medicare will pay the treatment for both of them?




Multiple Personality -




SEE WHAT I DID THERE -


TAGS: question what kind of person
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

ipaprime - May 15, 2012, 2:23 am
those of us who like to annoy people. did that answer your question?


POOR CHOICES -


TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad b******
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "b******" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that ****?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Nice.


AIRMAN -


TAGS: lego minigun person with hat
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - July 25, 2011, 12:22 pm
Can't say its a lie. Awesomeness lingers with you after exposure lol
Airman - June 2, 2011, 3:37 pm
I just saw this. Nice that you got my good 5ide!


WAITING -




NOTHING PERSONAL - Dear John! Saw you yesterday with that blonde. Left you a message!




PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's


MR. SMIGGLES - I'm just a hunka-hunka burnin' love meeeeooooowww!!!




PERSONA? -




The Horror Of It All -


TAGS: image attitude personality monsters society
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:06 am
Thank you. :)
Greeny - May 20, 2014, 6:50 pm
N1GB5L


personal space -




ASSETS -




IDEAS -


TAGS: only ideals truly define the person hammy
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I Used Hitler Because He Represents An Ideal, White Supremacy, A thought that Nearly Changed the world, Yet No Matter How We try the World Will Not be Able To Change this Idea. And I think Of Mohamed More Like This Old Guy That Used To Live Next To Me
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
My bad..should clarify. Where Hitler goes off on a rant about the Giants and the Cowboys. It made perfect sense to me, but others may think, what the heck is he talking about. :)
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
I loved that youtube video with the Giants and the Cowboys. I find it entertaining that Hammy is Muslim, right? And he is called Hammy. This entertains me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 12:13 pm
Are we sure that's Hitler?...Maybe it's Muhammad...The one "true" prophet (no one knows what he looks like....except Hammy)
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:58 am
a general statement that makes you think, but what is the purpose of Hitler with it? the Holocaust? Dictators? conquering other countries? White supremacy? disappointment with the Cowboys?


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


COMPROMISE - As understood by Darth Vader.


TAGS: personality darthvader drink
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:05 pm
No...Coke infused with a little extra kick...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2014, 11:11 am
Wait a second . . . "spring water infused with furic acid"? Lol!


Silent weapons -




TRENDS - Some Are Best Left Unfollowed




BIONIC BOY - Sidekick fail


TAGS: if you laugh you are a bad person
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:26 am
check this one!...http://www.motifake.com/we-can-rebuild-him-demotivational-poster-24424.html
Player_Meyer - September 3, 2009, 8:22 am
LMAO... I felt so bad making it... But it is funny...
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:16 am
THIS IS EPIC.........im so mean


Personality -


TAGS: personality ex several
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by skeezixmcgurk

JesusWept - December 17, 2016, 4:35 am
LOL real nice!
concern3 - December 16, 2016, 8:26 am
Welcome to the site. Excellent very funny, UP yours


HIDE'N'SEEK - this guy doesn't know how to play it


TAGS: hide seek person
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - August 18, 2011, 5:37 pm
Whether it's fashion or ghillie suits, it always a good idea to keep up with the seasons


HONEY -




SOMETIMES - you just need someone to listen


TAGS: personal phone calls
Rating: 4.81/5

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jameswnash - October 22, 2010, 2:29 am
LOL
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:59 am
When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night - A pint of plain is your only man.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 12:49 am
I could go for some of that right now. Draught OR stout.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:43 am
I will be waiting in aggys office...I hear there is guinness on ***.
rerun - October 20, 2010, 7:29 pm

d*** Chompers, at least you got lunch.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 7:16 pm
LMAO!


BE DEMOCRATIC -


TAGS: hints for multiple personality disorder
Rating: 4.7/5

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Wytch - August 20, 2011, 7:56 pm
I have D.I.D. (multiple personalities) and I STILL found this hilarious!
crankyhead - August 11, 2011, 2:54 am
Will do sir, my bad.
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:52 am
It's all about the personality disorder (and about democracy of course). No political opinion was spread. So I think there is no reason to ban it to politifake ;)
Cloudchaser - August 11, 2011, 12:46 am
I agree, this is something that everyone can agree with regardless of political affiliation.
Iconoclast - August 10, 2011, 11:28 pm
I suggest - respectfully - that encouraging folks to vote is not political, but is simply good citizenship. Partisan posters belong on politifake, but this wasn't partisan, IMHO.
motinet - August 10, 2011, 4:57 pm

Keep on politifake please


EXPENDABLE -


TAGS: not on a personal level
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:57 pm
lulz 5ls
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:47 pm
Platinum.


END OF THE WORLD -




Ca-razy! -




Eyes Of Laura Mars -




adversity -


TAGS: person
Rating: 5/5

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hindsight -


TAGS: spiderman person cellmate too late
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 4:33 pm

lol


Personality -


TAGS: personality crazy insane membrane dimension
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 10:02 pm
Tell my doc that...please!


Dude! -




REJECTION@MOTIFAKE.COM -


TAGS: rejection motifake anxiety insane ugly person your mom
Rating: 4.95/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:51 am
I know this was posted before I joined your community. How did you know I was coming?
5150monkeylove - September 9, 2010, 1:20 am
oxymoron...... hardcore emo
Chompers - September 9, 2010, 12:58 am
If emos did THAT to themselves, I'd almost show them respect. Almost.
5150monkeylove - September 9, 2010, 12:56 am
5 hardcore teenage emo razors.
Chompers - September 9, 2010, 12:53 am
Ubertimmy?


Thanks Dad -


TAGS: father s day calendar personal view
Rating: 4.92/5

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maoworks2 - June 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Heavy Stuff .
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 10:46 pm
Whoa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 9:30 pm
Too many in fact. 5L


Commitment -


TAGS: running sports personal improvement lying
Rating: 4.77/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:23 am
well said


Person of Interest -




Breaking Point -




THINK TWICE BEFORE THE KISSES -


TAGS: gary friendly wet handshakes personality
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:11 pm
Woof 5L
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:06 am
Hey Greeny ~ you should see Gary's brother, Rudolph's, nose!!
GaryO - December 2, 2012, 8:50 am
mmmmmm, warm b***s…only the dog nose for sure


Aspirations -


TAGS: personalities difficult impossible people changes
Rating: 4.7/5

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MissPriss - November 2, 2013, 5:46 pm
Guess boredom can be inspirational? Thanks Mr. Gary.
GaryO - November 2, 2013, 12:33 pm
Geez, Miss P. You been poppin’ posters like crazy. And they’re all good. Cheers to you, kiddo.


Behind the Trigger -




DECISIONS -


TAGS: personalized vessels no doubt
Rating: 4.42/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 5:40 pm
No, but Gary Coleman isn't feeling anything...
Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:37 pm
Is Iceman feeling ill?


HARD TIMES -




NOT FUNNY ENOUGH -


TAGS: too pixilated not a motifake been done tagged personal pictures and references are not approved unfunny unoriginal try harder
Rating: 4.28/5

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forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
ok, I got you wrong, sorry... ;)
Chef - May 13, 2010, 7:21 pm
No... the picture makes perfect sense, I mean I have pictures the TEXT could be referring TO.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:18 pm
I only used this pic because of the "No entry!" signs in at every direction. It wasn't rejected before with another text. Or do I get you wrong now?!? Anyway, it's my best ranked pic at the moment and that makes me sad... ;)
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:42 pm
Ain't that the truth! I have an enormous folder filled with pictures like that!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 4:06 pm
He he he. I like it.


Dream girl -


TAGS: but a nice personality
Rating: 4.22/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
Alice the goon!


CANADA - Not as popular in his home country as he'd have you believe...


TAGS: he s got a great personality though
Rating: 4.12/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:36 pm
@ canada XD sorry missread what you wrote as "silver bandaid" XD
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 8:55 pm
d***! missed a double in the 11th. I guess silver aint bad
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
It's not very PC to call them Japs...
ginganinjaspy - February 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
This is GBR vs. Jap....
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:16 pm
Don Rickles would call you a Hockey Puck for that pun...then he'd give you 5L!
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 1:51 pm
LMFAO!!! the fellow Canuck knows!
Sean - February 26, 2010, 12:55 pm
Ignore them, Canada. After all, if it were any WIDER than that, you'd never be able to talk your way in through the OUT door, if you know what I mean.
Jmac0585 - February 26, 2010, 12:10 pm
Then again, if I had a chick that h** "in the know," I still win.
Jmac0585 - February 26, 2010, 12:09 pm
The other caption I had was "he's not as "BIG" in his country as he'd have you believe." That was probably better.
GreyScorpion - February 26, 2010, 12:06 pm
WOOT!! 5L
thatonechick - February 26, 2010, 11:27 am
Yeah, it did. I just opened a new tab to see if it was in the Latest Comments, and sure 'nuf... But I digress. 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 11:20 am
Great poster BTW...
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 11:19 am
Did it do the same for your comment?
thatonechick - February 26, 2010, 11:13 am
Ooh! Did it work? Queue shows it's still loading. LoL


POOR PERSON -




Identity -




GLOBAL WARMING - I didn't care until you ruined my ice fishing plans NOW IT'S PERSONAL


TAGS: personal
Rating: 3.92/5

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Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 10:22 am
IMO ur best ice fishing one mike.


GREYBEARDS WATCH YOUR BACK! -


TAGS: personal hygiene is key
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Warning! Do not use this product to shave below the waist.
spacedog - November 1, 2010, 7:19 pm
Heh. Does this strike anyone else as extremely dangerous? I wouldn't shave my face with a two foot handle on my razor. I can just imagine the warning labels.


PETS -




CHERISH INSULTS -




D.I.D. -


TAGS: double personality thanks rl mariand
Rating: 3.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:29 pm
For get that I want to be on top of the one that's in the pink dress.


When big hair was not annoying enough -




LOCKED THREADS -


TAGS: nothing personal mate heart hammy
Rating: 3.71/5

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Hawamleh - March 17, 2012, 3:22 pm
I am indeed cranky, but it was a nice thread, i understand completely that you and the mod team have a valid reason, but it still blows, and no way I'm goin to politifake.. and axe it's a joke about the tearoom thread being locked.
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 2:58 pm
um can you explain?
crankyhead - March 17, 2012, 2:58 pm
No worries Hammy, I know you're just joking around. =)


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: i personally wish each and everyone of you a merry christmas and a happy new year year even you timmy for i can nopt hold a grudge but i can hold your head under water
Rating: 3.69/5

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kiabaman4258 - November 23, 2010, 11:55 am
the joke's in the tags for the picture and the picture was submitted on christmas eve 2009 dude
urmom - June 26, 2010, 3:22 pm
i dont get it?
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 3:10 am
Merry Christmas everyone.
DJZero - December 25, 2009, 12:58 am
nice tags, 5L


ELVIS IMPERSONATORS -




ELVIS IMPERSONATORS -




Personality -




PERSON OF THE YEAR -


TAGS: person of the year time
Rating: 3.1/5

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HtD - January 6, 2009, 12:15 am
Ha, God's just a person.


BIONIC BOY -


TAGS: if you laugh you are a bad person
Rating: 3/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:28 pm
Did you ph**oshop the other 4 kids out of the pic? LOL
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
I think a strap on may have been a cheaper investment
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:42 pm
?? dont see what hilarious... of course you need more prosthetics as you grow bigger and taller. All i can say is poor parents, those things are not cheap. My artificial **** cost thousands.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:30 pm
This is hilarious.
faulty switch - September 3, 2009, 4:31 pm
that kid is a champ.
Player_Meyer - September 3, 2009, 9:58 am
My douchebag friends gave me all 1 ratings as a joke... sorry for the re toast
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 9:56 am
WTF? deja vu?


ELVIS IMPERSONATORS -


TAGS: elvis impersonators 3
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 8:16 am
Yeah.... and the same impersonator. Ugh.
culos - September 7, 2009, 8:12 am
So you fell for his chat-up line twice?
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 8:05 am
What's the big deal? (I have 2 of them)


ENNEAGRAM -




HIPPOPOTOMONSTRESESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA; THE FEAR OF LONG WORDS - The name scares the sh@# out of it's victims!




UP CLOSE - but alas, still not personal




PERSONAL COURAGE - STRIKE NOW! Specialist! The "NCOIC", like all Soulless Beasts, must be killed in his sleep!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard army values personal courage
Rating: 2.54/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 9:59 am
He's not sleeping. He's performing preventive maintenance on his eyelids. Y'know, checking them for holes.


PERSONALITY DISORDER - Chloe got over it. You can too!


TAGS: chloe 24 personality
Rating: 2.4/5

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Doc - June 28, 2008, 7:03 am
Actually she did. Recoil.
M.E. - April 5, 2008, 3:00 pm
My favorite Chloe Moment ever, and she felt nothing!


SPECIALIZED LABOR ORIENTED PERSONALIZED ELECTRONIC SUPPORT -


TAGS: specialized labor oriented personalized electronic support
Rating: 2.38/5

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GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 8:23 am
I thought it stuck its toe in the frigid waters of racial slurs
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:25 am
Well if you guys watched Big O: Abridged, you would get the joke! Hahaha. I thought it was clever...


Definition of Hell -


TAGS: hell nightmare earth last person
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 23, 2016, 6:01 pm
Oh LA! That's cruel! LUV it!!!! 5 GOTH lions!
Reality Lord - January 23, 2016, 2:50 pm

WOW
spacedog - January 23, 2016, 9:02 am
5's all round LA.


COSTUMES -




The storm is all about -


TAGS: storm remember survive person walk
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - November 30, 2015, 6:32 am
Thanks, fellas.
mizzdizz - November 29, 2015, 8:08 pm
R-69, BALLS!!!!!!!! Glad you did though. Its an excellent poster! 5L!
Reality Lord - November 29, 2015, 6:12 pm

ehem...cough cough....solid 5L


You're gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone -


TAGS: missing person hidden leaving secrets
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:07 pm
Thanks crotchety...and it's our little secret right?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:47 am
5o true. Except when foul play is involved. Then suddenly there are witnesses from every corner of the earth.


Nuts -


TAGS: members can drive a person nuts with love mental asylum
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:39 pm
Sane? Around here? BAHAHA! Dammit now ya done gone made me pop open one of the sleeves tied behind my back...again.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:18 pm
Exactly, always wondered where do they keep the sane people...


Value of a person -




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